Friday, July 10, 2009

Gut Check Friday

I'm sorry, this has nothing to do with baseball, but I had to post it. Absolutely priceless. Love the look on Sarkozy's face. It's a look of admiration, a look of pride. That look screams, "he's growing up so fast, and he's just like me". Anytime a dude gets caught leering at a girls ass (that isn't his wife's), it's a funny moment. Ok, here we go-

Lawndale Longhorns-5
Baby Gorillas-5

1 home run....are you kidding me? I'll tell you what, Ryan Braun, Shane Victorino, and Kevin Youklis can't get here fast enough. I'm wondering if New Linc's 7.57 ERA will send him back to the negotiating table with Clark & Addison? I can see Railsplitter just dangling Liriano over New Linc's head. Come it get it, New Linc. Looks like you're ailing and your brother has the sweet elixir that can make everything ok. Plus, I haven't heard either of you call each other a pussy yet (a staple for brothers, or so I'm told).

The Rockpile-7
Jimmy's Daddy-2
Tied-1

The Rockpile are making a statement this week and the statement is this-don't count us out. Only 11 games out of first place, a 7-2 win would catapult them into instant contention. Hef's gotta be hating the 0 saves his team has acquired this week. Imagine what it would be like to have 2 solid closers in your stable (can you tell there were trade talks this week?).

The Cornholers-7
Year 2000!-2
Tied-1

3K running on all cylinders this week, and he has made a steady (and very impressive) climb in PG West. Defeating natural adversary (I've hung out with
them, believe me, they're like oil and water) will be a boon to The Cornholers. It's gonna be very hard for Fenway Ed to climb out of this cellar, look for Year 2000! to sink deeper into the abyss (we're talkin Gorilla territory).

Hoosier Heat-6
Client #9-3
Tied-1

It looks like Hackman is running the table on the mound, and the only stat Baby Bisho has locked up is stolen bases. The Fighting Spitzers need to scrape and claw to make this thing close (and they're gonna have to do it at the plate). If they stall tonight and into tomorrow, it's gonna be a rout for Clean Gene.

Tallcorn Cobras-6
CO Yankees-2
Tied-2

In the words of Hawk Harrelson...this ballgame is OVA!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Yankee Mike, but it's true. The pitching stats are too insumountable (especially with Joe Maurer and Jason Bay RAKING).

Clark & Addison-7
The SwinGERS-3

I can see Railsplitter walking into the Alley Bi Saloon, seeing New Linc huddled in a booth with his braintrust (who are panicking at the thought of losing to the Baby Gorillas this week). As Railsplitter lets out an almost inaudible chuckle, he bellys up to the bar, orders a shot, glancing over New Linc's way, and raises the shot glass. As he let's the whiskey go to work, he is comfortable in the knowledge that he's in the hunt for PG East, and New Linc needs him more than he needs New Linc. I digress, look for a potential skunk here.

16 comments:

Cornholers said...

PG West is the AL to PG East's NL.

Daddy said...

I am more frustrated that my two most producitve players have been out all week....Ibanez and Hanley.

And that Jay Bruce hasn't had a hit in a month. It is sad when Milton Bradley is your most productive OF.

But with the Twins playing the southsiders this weekend, I am confident I will get a few saves out of Nathan....that is if the sox can keep it close enough for save situations to come up.

PG said...

As an aside, the Baby Gorilla's have 5 saves this week. I'm not sayin...I'm just sayin.

Daddy said...

For the last time PG, I am not going to trade you the number one pick in the league (who actually has been producing all year) for a washed up closer...or even two washed up closers.

I know that it might be hard to understand but that is why I am leading a division and you are in last place.

Congrats on saves this week...at least you have a chance to win one category.

Linc said...

PG -

A note of clarification. You sir are the pussy. My brother is the fag.

PG said...

Daddy's-(awkward pause combined with furrowed brow).

Linc-Thanks(uh...I think).

Cornholers said...

Saying you're leading PG East is like saying, "hey look, I play in the NL Central".

Daddy said...

So what does it say when you are in last place, 20 games back in the PG East...not even the Pirates are that bad going into the all star break.

PG said...

I'm gonna let my brand spanking new squad do the talking.

Cornholers said...

It says I'm in the weak division so a couple good weeks and I'm right back in the thick of it.

Try keeping chase with T-Dub and Heat!!

Daddy said...

Damn....PG can't fight his own fights so he goes to his attack dog.

The fact that I have remained in first most of the first half of this year would suggest otherwise. It is not my fault that my divison is tarnished by a couple bad teams. I am not too far off the pace of the other league leaders.

And no offense but you should spend more time focused on your own team/division rather than defending PG as you are only a bad week or two from being out of the playoffs altogether yourself

PG said...

Attack dog? Not sure if you read this blog or not, bit 3K and I spend the lions share of our time disagreeing and insulting each other.

PG said...

And it's hard to talk trash when you're in last place, so like I said, I'm gonna welcome my new guys, climb out of the cellar, fist fuck your team, then talk trash. Sound good?

Daddy said...

If you can climb out of the cellar, you would make Daddy so proud....but he is not holding his breath

PG said...

I can't win at this game, so I'm gonna just stop.

T-Dub said...

15 back if you're in the West, daddy ... just sayin'. "Not too far off the pace of the other league leaders" would barely be good for 3rd in the west, with a hot 3k on your heals.

THERE. I said it.

A division lead is a division lead, though, so for that I say well done.

Anyone know how to kill a work block on blogs? I need a wraparound, if not I'm going to send a letter to the board and demand change ... I can't get on the blog because of Nazi Bunge.