I'm sorry, this has nothing to do with baseball, but I had to post it. Absolutely priceless. Love the look on Sarkozy's face. It's a look of admiration, a look of pride. That look screams, "he's growing up so fast, and he's just like me". Anytime a dude gets caught leering at a girls ass (that isn't his wife's), it's a funny moment. Ok, here we go-
1 home run....are you kidding me? I'll tell you what, Ryan Braun, Shane Victorino, and Kevin Youklis can't get here fast enough. I'm wondering if New Linc's 7.57 ERA will send him back to the negotiating table with Clark & Addison? I can see Railsplitter just dangling Liriano over New Linc's head. Come it get it, New Linc. Looks like you're ailing and your brother has the sweet elixir that can make everything ok. Plus, I haven't heard either of you call each other a pussy yet (a staple for brothers, or so I'm told).
The Rockpile are making a statement this week and the statement is this-don't count us out. Only 11 games out of first place, a 7-2 win would catapult them into instant contention. Hef's gotta be hating the 0 saves his team has acquired this week. Imagine what it would be like to have 2 solid closers in your stable (can you tell there were trade talks this week?).
3K running on all cylinders this week, and he has made a steady (and very impressive) climb in PG West. Defeating natural adversary (I've hung out with
them, believe me, they're like oil and water) will be a boon to The Cornholers. It's gonna be very hard for Fenway Ed to climb out of this cellar, look for Year 2000! to sink deeper into the abyss (we're talkin Gorilla territory).
It looks like Hackman is running the table on the mound, and the only stat Baby Bisho has locked up is stolen bases. The Fighting Spitzers need to scrape and claw to make this thing close (and they're gonna have to do it at the plate). If they stall tonight and into tomorrow, it's gonna be a rout for Clean Gene.
In the words of Hawk Harrelson...this ballgame is OVA!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Yankee Mike, but it's true. The pitching stats are too insumountable (especially with Joe Maurer and Jason Bay RAKING).
Clark & Addison-7
I can see Railsplitter walking into the Alley Bi Saloon, seeing New Linc huddled in a booth with his braintrust (who are panicking at the thought of losing to the Baby Gorillas this week). As Railsplitter lets out an almost inaudible chuckle, he bellys up to the bar, orders a shot, glancing over New Linc's way, and raises the shot glass. As he let's the whiskey go to work, he is comfortable in the knowledge that he's in the hunt for PG East, and New Linc needs him more than he needs New Linc. I digress, look for a potential skunk here.