Are we doing a Fantasy Bowling League? HAHAHAActually, if this is what I think it might be I am totally fucking in!!! My last name doesn't end with "ski" for nothing!!
It seems as if someone in this league has been walking around thinking their shit doesn't stink with the 7-10.........
.....said person, through no fault of his own, has no idea that I do one thing and one thing only...dominate the lanes. I've got Brunswick running through my veins, son, and the wrist guard to prove it.And if this certain person is man enough to pipe up and answer the call, well, I'll be waiting with my bowling shoes laced.
Well, this can't be directed as me, cuz I don't leave the 7-10 ... EVER. I'm nasty as a skank whore with the Tropical Storm (my customized lefty gem of a ball). So ... as my friend 50 cent says, if you have a glass jaw you should watch your mouth. Name it. Time and place.
This is SO on!Rumors are the Pay-Per-View only event is being marketed as the "Lefties in Lincoln"....I even heard the Celebrity event will have the likes of Drew Carey and Earl Anthony!
Like the Gonzaga bball teams of 10 years ago, you don't want to see me in your bracket. Sources tell me that an individual of PG's likeness was seen exiting the Logan County Sheriff's office. Crowd control perhaps?
The only person that should be quaking in his dual-colored shoes is President Obama when I take to the lanes.
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