Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Baby Bisho's Crib Talk

We all have em'...those players that you: dislike, hate, abhor, loathe, and completely shudder at the thought of them

A) Playing for your favorite team

B) Playing for your fantasy team

Those guys that you'd immediately replace in the line-up before the game or season while playing Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball on SNES, or any other baseball video game that used the REAL players. Yea....those guys!

Here's my list, and a snippet

10.) Armando Reynoso - That mustache...and he was TERRIBLE

9.) Danny Darwin -THAT mustache...and I think he was the oldest player in MLB from 1994-1999.

8.) Hal Morris - That batting stance...like swallowing tacks

7.) Kent Tukulve - That 1987 Topps card with that stupid Pirates hat and glasses

6.) Glenallen Hill - Those white shoes..and he wasn't playing for the A's

5.) Omar Daal - Yuck

4.) Jason Kendall - There's just something about not being able to hit the ball past the SS

3.) Jamie Moyer - I'll say it...I could rake a double off of him...RETIRE

2.) Darren Oliver - As I said back in the Sigma Chi house to PG in 1998..take him behind the barn and shoot him. FYI...it's 2009 and he is still being paid to throw 82 mph CHEESE

1.) Louis Sojo - C'mon...you knew it was coming. This guy was my poison...HATED him..not for being good, but for being that BAD (lifetime OPS of .650), and pouring himself into a uniform for 13 years!

12 comments:

New Linc said...

Tommy Herr!

As a Cardinals fan I know I'm supposed to drink the red kool-aid and accept all players in Cardinal nation but I could not stand Tom Herr.

I think it was largely due to his resemblance to Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. I always found blond mullets the scariest mullets of all!

PG said...

Tommy Herr used to sign John 3:16 next to his signature, I got it at a Phillies game. I never liked Steve Balboni, he looked more like one of the beer vendors than a ballplayer. Honorable mentions go to Todd Hundley, Atlee Hammicker, Marty Barrett, Al Oliver, and Rick Monday.

Anonymous said...

I cannot stand Rudy Law, he ignored a young JGer during photo day at old Comiskey Park.

I'd also like to add David Justic, Cecil Fielder, Ozzie Smith and Steve Garvey.

Sulceski said...

Ron Cey. Back in the early '80's I use to play stick ball with a kid in my neighborhood who wanted to be Ron Cey. Needless to say I was a White Sox fan and would throw it high and tight every time he leaned over the plate. And the fact that his nickname was the Penguin. Gimme a break.

Sammy Sosa. Being 15 years old and walking up to a jerry-curled Sosa in the lobby of the Radisson in Anaheim as he was walking out of the hotel with what looked to be a prostitute on his arm while playing for the White Sox. I can only remember one thing...I couldn't wait for him to sign my ball so I could walk away because his cologne was fuckin' killing me. In retrospect he was the closest thing to Eazy-E I've probably ever encountered. Of course this was pre-steroids when all he did was K.

Unknown said...

Wally Joyner...

PG said...

Brady Anderson

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